I thought I’d share some Warcraft priest jokes. Feel free to share your own if you have them, but please, for the love of Pete and all things holy, keep the inappropriate jokes to yourself!
Q: How many priests does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Too many. No one can Lightwell. 
Q: How many holy priests does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just two. One to change it and the other to uphold the light. 
Q: How many shadow priests does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They like the Blackout. 
Q: Why don’t priests get invited out to dinner like paladins do?
A: Priests can’t use plate. 
Q: What do you call a priest greeding an item?
A: A holy roller! 
Q: What do you get when you cast Prayer of Mending on a stone?
A: Pomegranate. (PoM-a-granite…) 
Q: Why couldn’t the holy priest pray for forgiveness of sins?
A: Didn’t spec for Penance. 
Q: Why did the shadow priest’s Warcraft account expire?
A: Too lazy to drop Shadowform to Renew. 
- The Unofficial Bad WoW Jokes thread on World of War
- Warcraft Jokes! thread on the official forums
- My boyfriend (whose main is also a priest)
- Warcraft Jokes thread on the EU official forums