I am so very, very tired of Karazhan. It is the Pampers of raiding and I have been helping to pull people through it for months.
I no longer wish to “raid” alongside people who have the DPS of a wet noodle, the tanking skills of a fluffy kitten, and the healing ability of dirty Band-Aid. I never want to hear the lame “You are not repaired!” joke ever again. I am not a consumable vendor for the unprepared, and I don’t need to be wasting my time waiting around for half the raid to try to get its collectively PvP-flagged ass through the damn instance door so that we can begin our five hours of stupid mistakes and needless wipes.
And the next time someone makes liberal use of the /healme emote, I swear on all that is holy that I will make and start spamming a “<Dwarfpriest> calls out for tanking!” macro.
… and I could keep ranting on. However, instead of funneling my angst into an (even more) angry post, I figured I could better sum up my annoyances with a colorful list, organized into a Bingo board. This way when shit hits the proverbial fan in the future, at least I can look at my pretty little board, smile, and start playing a small side-game with myself to pass the time.
So, to all the priests out there who have had their shackles broken by players who just aggro dump the mob onto them, I present you with:
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If this doesn’t quell my rage, then expect to see “Karazhan the Drinking Game!”
Coming soon to an angry dwarf’s blog near you!